NJ cop Robert Malia and his ex-girlfriend were arrested for sexually assauting 3 young girls over 5-year-old peroid. Police found shocking videos of him doing it with the cows in his computer.
Beastiality is not a crime in New Jersey, so the sickened investigators want to get rid of Malia by charging him with animal cruety (I would do the same too!). But the prosecutor must prove the cruety in court in order to charge the suspect with it, so the prosecutor claimed “Forcing young innocent calves to give you bj is definitely ….. tormenting.”
But the judge defended that since the calves don’t talk, so there is no way we know if they enjoyed it or not. Thus, Malia was free from the animal cruety charge.
Man, the judge doesn’t know if forcing a young innocent calf to do a bj is torment or not, man,I wonder where he grew up from…
40-year-old Jefferson County, Missouri man James Looney shot himself in the head while teaching his girlfriend a lesson on gun safety. Apparently he pointed a gun to his head and asked his girlfriend if the gun is going to go off. Sadly and not surprisingly, it DID.
Miyuki Hatoyama, the wife of the newly elected premier said that her soul rode the UFO to Venus while she was asleep.
“It was a very beautiful place and it was really green.”
She wrote in a book published last year.
She also said that her ex husband told her that it might be just a dream while her current husband would definitely say: “Oh, that’s great.”
Oh, that’s great? that’s great that she lost her mind!?!? well, I shouldn’t comment on the subject. As long as they are happy together, it’s perfectly fine with me…
Like the news said, dogs have been known to eat homeworks, now cats can download using your account!
Floria man charged for procession of over 1000 child pornography. The man claims that his cat jumped on his keyboard when he’s out of the room and strange things “MAGICALLY HAPPENED”.
Well, I don’t know, it’s hard to say, who knows? I mean, noone suspects the cat, right?
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