Mortal Kombat: Put a wig on him!
This is old, but it’s REALLY funny.
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Oct
6
Oct
4
iLickit, can you guess what this is?
Yup, you’ve guessed it right!! The first iPhone app featuring licking. Don’t ask me, but if someone made it, that someone must think its good.
source: tuaw.com
Sep
28
Man taped having sex with cows
NJ cop Robert Malia and his ex-girlfriend were arrested for sexually assauting 3 young girls over 5-year-old peroid. Police found shocking videos of him doing it with the cows in his computer.
Beastiality is not a crime in New Jersey, so the sickened investigators want to get rid of Malia by charging him with animal cruety (I would do the same too!). But the prosecutor must prove the cruety in court in order to charge the suspect with it, so the prosecutor claimed “Forcing young innocent calves to give you bj is definitely ….. tormenting.”
But the judge defended that since the calves don’t talk, so there is no way we know if they enjoyed it or not. Thus, Malia was free from the animal cruety charge.
Man, the judge doesn’t know if forcing a young innocent calf to do a bj is torment or not, man,I wonder where he grew up from…
Source: True Crime Report
Sep
23
Another man shot himself in the head during a gun-safety demostration
40-year-old Jefferson County, Missouri man James Looney shot himself in the head while teaching his girlfriend a lesson on gun safety. Apparently he pointed a gun to his head and asked his girlfriend if the gun is going to go off. Sadly and not surprisingly, it DID.
Source: Dailyrft.com
P.S. Didn’t we just had a guy shooting himself not too long ago!?
Irony at highest level
Sep
20
Sep
20
Idaho teacher caught having sex with a 13-year-old in the bushes
37-year-old Science and Math teacher is caught laying down in the bushes near a middle school in Idaho.
According to court records, the odd couple apparently had been having sex at school. They’d also sent each other pictures of their privates.
Hmm… The last sentence is very…. curious… Do I really want to know the details? I think not~
Source: truecrimereport.com
Sep
20
Monkey pushes woman down the cliff…
Stingy woman wouldn’t share the monkey food her tour guide suggested, got pushed down the cliff by angry monkey. The funny thing is that she is suing the tour guide for her injuries.
If you bought the monkey food, why wouldn’t you want to share with the monkey!?!?!? hmmmm…
source: http://www.news.com.au/story/0%2C27574%2C26091133-23109%2C00.html
Sep
7
WOW~ simply WOW…Sep
6
Sep
3