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Aug
18
Aug
18
The single most WTF patent image you will ever see…
Sony’s laughter detector patent image…
source: engadget
Aug
17
Victim of a gun robbery shot the robbers
A 23-year-old Milwaukee man had 2 guns pointed at him in a ATTEMPTED robbery.
He pulled out his own gun and shot and killed the 17-year-old robber. The 17-year-old’s gun went off and injured the other 19-year-old robber. The injured 19-year-old robber is now behind bars.
Hmm… what is this!?!? the 23-year-old’s got a gun, the 19-year-old’s got a gun!?!? the 17-year-old’s got a gun!?!?
This is just too much…
source: http://www.todaystmj4.com/news/local/53259052.html
Aug
14
man admits crimes during a job interview with the police
Elmore County man admits that he possessed child pornography and had sex with an underage girl during a job interview with the police. He is sentenced to 30 years in prison.
There are several degrees of weirdness in this news…
- Why would a man committed such severe crimes want to join the police force.
- Why he had to “tell the truth” during a job interview.
- Why he wanted to tell the truth about child pornography, especially to the police
source: al.com
Aug
12
Chinese man runs brothel with sex dolls
Chinese man hosts a brothel featuring sex dolls that look like real celebrities, celebrities including Zhang ziyi and Gong li. Some of the celebrities have already taken legal actions against this so-called “xiao hueng wan” (The yard where you diminish your soul) brothel.
The owner of this brothel told the reporter that he is providing the men with a place and a doll for sex. Men can come to his brothel, pick up a doll, and go to a room to have sex with the doll.
The owner continued to claim that these dolls are made of special plastic that felt exactly like a real human. They are also equipped with computer-controlled moaning device. He pulled down “Zhang ziyi” doll’s underwear to show the reporter that even the genetals are exactly the same as real human.
The owner took the reporter into a small room that’s monitoring a client in action with the doll. The doll generated all kinds of differnt moaning. The owner said that it only costs $20RMB for 1 hour of service.
The owner of “xiao hueng wan” told the reporter that he never imagined that he would be doing so well. He is considering expanding the service to female customers at the moment. He believed that the service for the ladies will be just as popular as for men. “This will surely satisfy people’s will to become WITH a star!”
Local police commented that the definition of a sex trade (illegal in China) is to have sexual contact between 2 human beings. The business “xiao hueng wan” is providing does not count as a sexual trade, so there is nothing the police can do.
Source: NOWnews
Aug
9
Floria man blames cat for downloading child porn
Like the news said, dogs have been known to eat homeworks, now cats can download using your account!
Floria man charged for procession of over 1000 child pornography. The man claims that his cat jumped on his keyboard when he’s out of the room and strange things “MAGICALLY HAPPENED”.
Well, I don’t know, it’s hard to say, who knows? I mean, noone suspects the cat, right?
Source: guardian.co.uk
Aug
6
It is official now… starcraft 2 delayed to 2010
Source: kotaku
Not only the recent warcraft 3 patch screwed up most of the custom maps, now THIS!??!??!
I’m not even going to comment too much on the topic~